The Butthurt RavenOnce upon a midnight drearyThe Butthurt Raven by Neko-Spartan
I sat upon my bed with thoughts of a good night of dreaming
Reading pages of a book of heroic lore
When I heard a banging upon my door
A bang, bang banging upon my bedroom door
T'was only this and nothing more
I took it only as a joke brother dear
Until fits of rage were all I could hear
There was someone yelling at my door
A scream, scream screaming at my bedroom door
For several hours and many more
Deprevation of sleep was what I feared
I opened the door and a loathesome troll's face was reared
"For what reason do you see fit to bang on my bedroom door?
It is five past seven, why do you pester me in this early morn?"
To which I received a rant, rant ranting nearly waking all on this floor
All of which I had no need for
"You've made a mockery of what I hold dear!"
Said the man who found it hard to hear
What I was trying to convey outside my bedroom door
"You take your criticisms back, you scandalice whore!"
Was all I could hear, and nothing more
Mai naem is Tuailait Sperkul. Me haz an impertant mizzion in discauverin deh magickz ov frendshep 'csu Prencess Cilestia ordered meh tu du so cuz oderwais i wud've ended in de d4rk nesty dungyz ov Canterlulz sheraepedmeonce only cuz i wus terdy at advenced alshemy class but tu be veyr honest i enjoy3d it liek pup-tartz reinbous comin out of a pegasis pl0t HI-HI-HI owell.
I read very much a lot & also enjay sum fine artz cuz artz is teh diiiipest exprasionz a pawny can use to exprez etself in a sensibel wai. I'm also an art cretic and vry good at it... Spaik mai littul dregon alweyz tellsme dat. Yes, meibis i dunt draw nor singz nor tanz or even act BUT ME IS NOT USELEZZ i has many knowlegde inside mai unicowrn head.
Ahyes! Im also gudz at orgenaizin anypowni, havin compulzive-obseziv diserders, suckin pl0tz... of teh hundreds o buuks in mai librery and also i luv TRULLY TRULLY luv all mai fans around Equeenstria and Humaanestria.
Cee'ya very s00n!!!
Remembmer BRUNIEZ ARE MAGICKZ!!!
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